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murphy or mutt | he/him or it | ace

hello yes i am murphy and welcome to the shenanigans. i am good dog.

if you would like the url to my kin blog, please message me!

'why did this guy follow me?'
please tag these things for me
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queerhawkeye:

i really really wanna be excited about the deadpool movie but wade is probs gon be one or more of the following: 

  • heterosexual
  • only scarred enough to be manly but not enough to be ‘deformed’
  • a really ableist parody of schizophrenia or
  • just an neurotypical guy who likes to ‘act crazy’ 

and i’m not all about that jazz 

complajn:


since a lot of us have already started/are starting school soon i thought i’d make a masterpost that would hopefully make school a little easier for at least one of you!

when to go to sleep/wake up?
having trouble getting up in the morning?
anxious?
websites that will help you relax: i ii
yoga poses for stress relief
exercise helps you concentrate 
study snacks: i ii iii
study playlist
studying tips
studying techniques
tips to help you concentrate
chrome site blocker (v useful)
pull an all nighter and still do well on your exam
having a bad day?
motivation
learning a new language?
for a stronger vocabulary game
having trouble memorizing? 
having trouble with homework?
teaches you everything
educational websites
googling tips
this websites slays google
when your teacher says not to use wikipedia (an alternative)
free microsoft word
download free books
forgot your book at home?
rent text books for much less
masterpost of book masterposts
writing resources
write a killer essay
helps you solve almost every math problem
reference for mathematical formulas
for those hard science words
chemical equation balancer
you deserve a study break!! so:
movie masterpost
makeup masterpost
Watch penguins at Sea World (personal favourite)
Watch a TV show!
Get recipes determined by what you have in your fridge
Get a hug!
This brings you to a random place on earth and you have to guess where you are
bonus:
survival guide:
advice for college
how to survive in college
how to survive freshmen year of high school
college packing list
alternative to buying expensive textbooks
dorm room survival
free online college courses
good luck friends im sure you’ll do great!! (◕‿-)

complajn:

since a lot of us have already started/are starting school soon i thought i’d make a masterpost that would hopefully make school a little easier for at least one of you!

when to go to sleep/wake up?

having trouble getting up in the morning?

anxious?

websites that will help you relax: i ii

yoga poses for stress relief

exercise helps you concentrate 

study snacks: i ii iii

study playlist

studying tips

studying techniques

tips to help you concentrate

chrome site blocker (v useful)

pull an all nighter and still do well on your exam

having a bad day?

motivation

learning a new language?

for a stronger vocabulary game

having trouble memorizing? 

having trouble with homework?

teaches you everything

educational websites

googling tips

this websites slays google

when your teacher says not to use wikipedia (an alternative)

free microsoft word

download free books

forgot your book at home?

rent text books for much less

masterpost of book masterposts

writing resources

write a killer essay

helps you solve almost every math problem

reference for mathematical formulas

for those hard science words

chemical equation balancer

you deserve a study break!! so:

movie masterpost

makeup masterpost

Watch penguins at Sea World (personal favourite)

Watch a TV show!

Get recipes determined by what you have in your fridge

Get a hug!

This brings you to a random place on earth and you have to guess where you are

bonus:

survival guide:

advice for college

how to survive in college

how to survive freshmen year of high school

college packing list

alternative to buying expensive textbooks

dorm room survival

free online college courses

good luck friends im sure you’ll do great!! (◕‿-)

tags:
#than q

thedrunkenenigma:

macsceneshawe:

ADVENTURE TIME AINT NO DAMN JOKE, SON.

At all

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

tags:
#than q

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

tags:
#than q

wickedclothes:

Planetary Plates

Make sure your next meal is out of this world. This plate set features eight plates, each resembling a planet in our solar system. Ten inches in diameter and dishwasher safe. Sold on ThinkGeek.

tags:
#than q
shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

tags:
#than q

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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